Monday, August 15, 2011

LGBT

MindBlock here, who's gonna rant about a rather delicate subject. LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bi, Trans)

Being someone who tends to have gender troubles and what not, I sometimes hate how disrespectful some people are about these things. Now, I know, there are a lot of things that'll make people have different opinions, but what I'll rant about is the maturity of the people around me.

Being in high school, there are MANY people who seriously don't understand. Our school does have a gay-straight alliance club, but still, many of the students are incredibly immature about these things.

I heard a story where a bi friend of mine was remembering some of the boyfriends he had, and someone around us continuously "CORRECTED" him, saying things like "Don't you mean your girlfriend???" The way he said it though wasn't a sincere question, it was in a mocking tone.

Now when I heard this, I knew I had to vent out because god dammit it, if you make fun of my friends about these things, and I find out, my friends will have to duct tape my mouth shut with the whole roll. Because I will tell you off....I will scream and fuss and defend with all my pride. Course, that's only if I'm REALLY PISSED OFF.

I usually try and explain it as maturely as possible, because it's a rather delicate subject to talk about. But if they think I'm joking with them about it...well...prepare the duct tape, a chair, and a rope to tie me down.
Yeah. There. First rant. Whoo.

Next time I'll make sure it's something more geeky, since that's what I usually rant about around friends. :)


Wednesday, June 15, 2011

OMFG The World is Ending!

Hello, this Brigadier General Sparkles McMuffinTop. I will be ranting about a number of things. Here we go!


#1 Disney. Oh how I love you Disney, but I am still confused by many things. 


First, both Pluto and Goofy are dogs... so how can Goofy talk? 


Secondly, Mickey Mouse & Minnie Mouse... Donald Duck & Daisy Duck... and now, Goofy (dog) & Clarabelle Cow. Something seems a little bit off here. 


Finallyplease for the love of God, tell me why every live action Disney female star ends up prematurely pregnant, on drugs, crazy, or a whore. Disney should stick to animation. Lets give some examples... Miley Cyrus, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and Vanessa Hudgens. You guys are amazing role models for the adolescent brain. 


#2 Rapture Day Protesters. So, my friends and I went to Fanime 2011. There, standing right on front of us were people screaming about how God is forgiving and that the world is ending soon. There are signs and protesters everywhere about this stuff! I love how they have changed the date for "Rapture" so many times that I have lost track. Please, just leave me alone. 


#3 MTV. MTV used to be so amazing. Notice how I use the word USED, implied past tense. 


First, the show 16 and Pregnant. It started off as "Oh lets air this show to explain how hard it is to have a child as a teen and put an end to teen pregnancy." Yes, that did so well. After seeing the show, teenage girls were getting pregnant just to be on the show. That plan worked amazingly!


Secondly, that one show about some kid named RJ with a really huge dick. That is like a pornography. It is suck a stupid show that relies only on advertising women nearly naked. Wow, what and amazing show. (Said with as much sarcasm as I can possibly express. 


Finally, the music on there is all rap. Really, can you play any descent music. Son of a Unicorn! I get enough ghetto music ringing through my ears at my school. I don't want to come home and suffer through it as well when my brother is watching this channel!

Well, I feel like I have blown off enough of my anger. Thanks to all who read! :D 

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Unicorns May Be Haters But They Are Still Awesome!

Hello internet world! My name is Brigadier General Sparkles McMuffintop. Yes the name is very long, but it fits. As you can see this is a rant blog. I am filled with so much rage toward the world that I have to take it out on the internet nation. First off, the number one thing that pisses me off are ignorant people. Ask any of my friends how much I rant about them. They are a waste of space and all need to get Falcon Punched in the face and I say this with as much love as I can. Let me give some examples. I was in class when a girl made a clicking sound with her mouth and said she was speaking African. I then ask her what language of Africa she was speaking because there are so many countries in Africa and they all speak different languages. She then responds, "Don't people in Africa speak African." I facepalmed myself. Also related, I hate when people say I speak Asian or I speak Mexican. It's like you do know that if you speak Mexican it is actually called Spanish. I feel sorry for the future generations because it seems that there is no hope for this world.

Friday, May 27, 2011

My first rage

Hey guys this is me twinkle star and this is my first ever rant on this blog. Have there been anyone that came up to you and just said " can i aks you something" go these are the things that i just cannot ignore i mean are they so iliterate that they cant even pronounce ask i mean this is one of the most easiest words that someone can use. I  keep on thinking why they keep on using this type of grammar when they know that they can actually pronounce this word but they still don't do it. Everytime i someone "aks" me something all i want to say is " no bitch you cannot aks me something you mays ask me something but you cannot aks me something." well that is allt that i am ranting about right now and that concludes my first rant ever YAY . Thanks for listening and pls comment down below and give us more material to rant about thanks ;)

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Salutations

I guess I should introduce myself before bestowing my rage to the world. I shall post here as MindBlock. Unlike Twinkle Star's post, I hope to type as grammatically correct as possible. I hope to see more posts in the near future, even if the people in our group are the only ones who read them.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Start of a new blog

Hi guys this is me writing my first blog by the way my name is Twinkle Star and this is just an introductory blog about what this blog is about. This Blog is about me and like 5 other people that are just ranting about what we think is wrong in our society bu the way none of the things in this blog is ever going to include anything offensive about race. so if you want to rant about something just comment about the daily blogs and say if you disagree or agree with these blogs and just enjoy the rants we will try our best to be comical about these rants thanks and good night :)