OMFG The World is Ending!

Hello, this Brigadier General Sparkles McMuffinTop. I will be ranting about a number of things. Here we go!


#1 Disney. Oh how I love you Disney, but I am still confused by many things. 


First, both Pluto and Goofy are dogs... so how can Goofy talk? 


Secondly, Mickey Mouse & Minnie Mouse... Donald Duck & Daisy Duck... and now, Goofy (dog) & Clarabelle Cow. Something seems a little bit off here. 


Finally, please for the love of God, tell me why every live action Disney female star ends up prematurely pregnant, on drugs, crazy, or a whore. Disney should stick to animation. Lets give some examples... Miley Cyrus, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and Vanessa Hudgens. You guys are amazing role models for the adolescent brain. 


#2 Rapture Day Protesters. So, my friends and I went to Fanime 2011. There, standing right on front of us were people screaming about how God is forgiving and that the world is ending soon. There are signs and protesters everywhere about this stuff! I love how they have changed the date for "Rapture" so many times that I have lost track. Please, just leave me alone. 


#3 MTV. MTV used to be so amazing. Notice how I use the word USED, implied past tense. 


First, the show 16 and Pregnant. It started off as "Oh lets air this show to explain how hard it is to have a child as a teen and put an end to teen pregnancy." Yes, that did so well. After seeing the show, teenage girls were getting pregnant just to be on the show. That plan worked amazingly!


Secondly, that one show about some kid named RJ with a really huge dick. That is like a pornography. It is suck a stupid show that relies only on advertising women nearly naked. Wow, what and amazing show. (Said with as much sarcasm as I can possibly express. 


Finally, the music on there is all rap. Really, can you play any descent music. Son of a Unicorn! I get enough ghetto music ringing through my ears at my school. I don't want to come home and suffer through it as well when my brother is watching this channel!

Well, I feel like I have blown off enough of my anger. Thanks to all who read! :D 

Unicorns May Be Haters But They Are Still Awesome!

Hello internet world! My name is Brigadier General Sparkles McMuffintop. Yes the name is very long, but it fits. As you can see this is a rant blog. I am filled with so much rage toward the world that I have to take it out on the internet nation. First off, the number one thing that pisses me off are ignorant people. Ask any of my friends how much I rant about them. They are a waste of space and all need to get Falcon Punched in the face and I say this with as much love as I can. Let me give some examples. I was in class when a girl made a clicking sound with her mouth and said she was speaking African. I then ask her what language of Africa she was speaking because there are so many countries in Africa and they all speak different languages. She then responds, "Don't people in Africa speak African." I facepalmed myself. Also related, I hate when people say I speak Asian or I speak Mexican. It's like you do know that if you speak Mexican it is actually called Spanish. I feel sorry for the future generations because it seems that there is no hope for this world.